1. Don't refer to Eastern European people as Polaks and Ukelele's.
2. Don't begin every sentence with, "Here's the deal..."
3. Don't reveal that you think none of the parties actually have any values, including the one you intend to run for.
4. Don't name-drop names no one recognizes.
5. Don't disclose that though you normally vote Conservative, your intention to run against them has nothing to do with revenge.
6. Don't ask if anyone wants to hear your opinion about those goddamn RCMP f-ers.
7. Don't ask if that particular opinion will impact your chances of becoming the nominated candidate.
8. Don't liken the current Prime Minister to Adolph Hitler.
9. Don't try to explain, in detail, the history of Libertarianism.
10. And finally, don't ask the President if her last name is Polak or Ukelele.
Thank-You.
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